Kobayashi wins another eating contest, this one the Krystal Square Off, 2004 [flash]. He won by eating 69 Krystal mini-burgers (Krystal: White Castle clone for the Southern man.)

In other news: Hardee’s just released the monster thickburger (so big, they had to invent a word.) It’s a 1420-calorie beast… And at only 160 calories each, you’d need nearly 9 Krystal mini-burgers to do the same damage to your system.

Put another way, Kobayashi managed to eat just 7.8 monster thickburgers. Poser.

In other news: The Hamdog consists of one hotdog, wrapped in cheese, rolled in ground beef, then deep-fried and topped with bacon, onions, chili, and, just to shave one more month off your life, a fried egg.