Comments on: Gert Jonnys

by: Dubs

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:07:23 +0000

Back again! Gerties?? Are you there? I need some of your tunage. Brandon Weizer is Jewy. Ahhhshhhtinka schtinka Poo special at the Butt Hut!!

by: supershiverdogg

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:43:23 +0000

these guys rock

by: rdog

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 19:57:59 +0000

these guys look retarded gert looks like a mongaloyd. these guys must smoke pole.

by: DUBS

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:23:23 +0000

Yo, I’m back from my travels to Scandinavia Weens! I’ve spent my time looking for Gert so I can stick my Flange down his throat! Like I’ve always said, “De Poop oh pee da ween pee poo!

by: EARL

Tue, 22 May 2007 23:10:06 +0000

Hey, that could be my dad you are talking about Jenny and Heather! He’s just special.

by: JENNY AND HEATHER AWESOMELY AWESOME

Tue, 22 May 2007 23:04:04 +0000

We love the lead singer. You know…the fat bastard that looks like an umpa lumpa with advanced Downs Syndrome. We have babies from them. They look like miniature retard versions of Sloth from The Goonies. Way to go Capt. Corn Beard! They tickle our turd cutters!

by: EARL

Tue, 22 May 2007 22:46:38 +0000

My mom isn’t sure which one of the Johnnys is my real father. She was a roadie for a while in the 70’s before she joined the circus. I personally think I have the eyes of the the dude with the sideburns. My dad wasn’t very well endowed either…I got that from him too. I did meet Jenny and Heather in a bathroom truckstop in Birmingham. They were blasting the Jonnys from their big rig. They drive a Peterbilt 387. nice truck. That’s how I came to love the band!

by: JENNY AND HEATHER AWESOMELY AWESOME

Tue, 22 May 2007 22:33:24 +0000

Yeah, the Gerts have always been with me through the hard times. I used to listen them backstage while my mom was doing the Tijuana Donkey Show. On Tuesdays we would go to the local food bank and they would always play the Gert Johnnys. I went through a phaze I like to call “truckin and suckin”. Lots of truck stop bathrooms. The Gerts made me feel worth something. Now, I am just suckin without the truckin! Thanks for the support Gert Johnnys!

by: EARL

Tue, 22 May 2007 21:16:34 +0000

I love the Gert Jonnys and I love Jenny and Heather. I grew up in a trailer park and we didn’t have cool music to listen to like the Gert Jonnys. I did however dress like them because my mom bought me used suits from the thrift store. Jenny and Heather introduced me to the great music of the Gert Jonnys and I have been hooked ever since. My trailer blew up when I was cooking a fresh batch of meth a few weeks ago, so all my suits were destroyed. Bummer.

by: JENNY AND HEATHER AMAZINGLY AWESOME

Tue, 22 May 2007 18:24:10 +0000

WE LOVE TO SHARE THE FLESH FLUTE WHILE TRYING TO TUNE OUR COCK HOLSTERS TO THE BEAT OF THE GERT MEISTERS! ALL BACKDOOR ACTION HERE GERT BABIES! TAKE US NOW.