1. Join Bacon of the Month club.
2. Receive your bacon.
3. Get the day off work. Call in sick. Free vacation day.
4. Prepare your bacon per today’s bacon recipe.
5. There’s no wrong way to enjoy your bacon. I won’t hear “but this bacon is not choclatey enough.”

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One Response to “How to enjoy bacon”

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