You’re pretty annoying. I’m just saying, you didn’t have to combine your love of air raid sirens and your unhealthy obsession with homemade wearable helmet-mounted megaphones. But I’m here to help. See, it’s not a crime to annoy people, just like it’s not a crime to win back their affection by faking a trauma. Like, say, an unplanned freefall. I might even believe you survived the fall if I could hear myself think.
One Response to “Make some noise”
Faking a trauma is absolutely hilarious, evil, but hilarious. Doesn’t that doctor look "fake" or something? She looks like a photoshop job of one person’s eyes, another person’s scalp, etc.